weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

Zodiac at Their Worst

mermaidastrology:

Aries - Bossy ass bitches

Taurus - Boring couch potato

Gemini - Lying gossip

Cancer - Whiny troublemaker

Leo - Self obsessed asshole

Virgo - Hypocritical bitch

Libra - Two faced manipulator

Scorpio - Raging psychopath

Sagittarius - Self-righteous asshole

Capricorn - Social climbing backstabber

Aquarius - Unemotional God complex

Pisces - Manipulative drug addict 

1. If you don’t like the way he kisses you, you won’t like the way he fucks you. Get up and leave.

2. If he won’t go down on you, but expects you to go down on him, laugh. Get up and leave.

3. If you don’t want to do something and he doesn’t respect that, slap him round the face. Get up and leave.

4. If he isn’t okay with the imperfections on your skin, if he says they turn him off, get up and leave.

5. If you don’t want to shave your legs and he thinks that’s disgusting and refuses to touch them, get up and leave.

6. If he doesn’t see your body as a masterpiece, as a complete work of art, get up and leave.

7. If he makes you feel uncomfortable about any part of your body, get up and leave.

― Get up and leave // E.E  (via preciouspayne)
Just tell me how you fucking feel.
― (via whenisayitsforeveryouunderstand)